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PANEL 1
BAR - LONG SHOT - NIGHT TIME
SHOT: (ESTABLISHING - ACROSS PAGE) HEAVY OAKEN BAR WITH
BACKLESS STOOLS. BRASS RAIL AT FOOT LEVEL. TAPPED KEGS AT
ENDS (ONE WITH AN ORNATE "V"); ASSORTED BOTTLES IN THE
MIDDLE. CERAMIC AND PEWTER MUGS HANGING OVERHEAD; SOME ON
BAR. LIT BY CANDLES AND LANTERNS. CANDLES ARE FRESHLY LIT.
Action: A blonde Vixen is tending bar and a redheaded
sable/marten is sitting on a stool. They're barely looking at
each other. The vixen (SELKAY) is bored and the sable
(SHIRLEY) is tired.
SELKAY
(blonde vixen in lowcut short barmaid outfit)
Welcome to the Crossroads Inn. Name
your poison Miss.
SHIRLEY
(redheaded weasel lady in well worn travel cloak)
Got any 12 year old Volpone
reserve? I had a few shots of
something from that family 12 years
ago that's lasted me till now!
She's sleeping in her dad's old
room now.
PANEL 2
BAR - MEDIUM SHOT - NIGHT TIME
Action: the ladies take a closer look at each other
SELKAY
(leaning over bar and looking closer)
Hey, aren't you Shirley Kindness
the spy and mother of Mercy. Didn't
you kidnap the queen for 10 years
and break up cousin Vive's Wedding?
SHIRLEY
(leaning away and pointing)
It's Miss Goodness. I was supposed
to kill the mouse! Ripper kept her
for 10 years and Aren't you the
secretary that pushed Alcoa Mysaki
into a volcano?
SELKAY
PANEL 3
BAR - CLOSE UP - NIGHT TIME
Candles are half burned down
Action: Selkay with a big toothy grin.
SELKAY
(close up of vixen's head)
...He backed up too far and fell
off the edge and I'm a simultaneous
translator not a secretary. Veselka
Volpone at your service. How is
Mercy? She's such a cutey!
PANEL 4
BAR - WAIST-HIGH SHOT - NIGHT TIME
Action: Shirley has mug almost to lips; ears perked up at
sound.
SOUND EFFECT
(SE) -- KNOCK ON
DOOR IN NEXT
ROOM
SHIRLEY
(marten from waist up holding mug and looking left surprised and
worried)
That's Right Moldred called you a
cunning linguist... What was that?
Who'd knock this time of night.
PANEL 5
BARROOM DOOR WAY - MEDIUM SHOT - NIGHT TIME
SHOT: WOOD PANELED OPEN DOOR IN WALL WITH CANDLE HOLDERS AND
SHELVES. BOOKS, SMALL BOXES AND FLASKS ON SHELVES.
ACTION:SELKAY stands in doorway looking out talking over her
shoulder
(SE) -- LOUDER
KNOCK ON DOOR IN
NEXT ROOM
SELKAY
Stay put I'll see who's there.
Moldred's off with his cats, Vive
and Little Vinny're upstairs. Got
to be Patty -- Princess Patricia
the Prepared -- ranger Rat.
SHIRLEY
(off camera)
Yeah? .... Go on see!
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PANEL 1
INN ENTRANCE MAIN HALL - LONG SHOT - NIGHT
SHOT: LARGE DOUBLE DOOR IN YELLOW PLASTERED WALL WITH TORCHES
IN BRACKETS ON INSIDE AND A LANTERN HANGING OUTSIDE. WOODEN
COAT PEGS ALONG WALL SOME CLOAKS AND SWORD BELTS HUNG UP.
Action: SELKAY inside doorway Patty ( mouse in 'robin hood'
outfit) outside
SELKAY
(Leaning on open door half-hearted smile)
Evening Princess. What brings you
here tonight? Any trouble brewing?
PATTY
(Pointing up at taller vixen looking pissed)
Just call me Patty! You seen a
sneaky weasel bitch here tonight?
Heard that mangy sable is dropping
off her little girl so she can go
steal the 'Jewel of Amagatto' from
a Toazen Warlord.
PANEL 2
BAR - LONG SHOT - NIGHT TIME
SHOT: TOTALLY DEVOID OF FURRS
PANEL 3
BAR - MEDIUM SHOT - NIGHT TIME
SHOT: PATTY AND SELKAY STANDING IN FRONT OF BAR
Action: Selkay eyes darting around room. Patty looking more
angry and holding dagger.
SELKAY
Guess she left already. Can I get
you anything?
PATTY
Can't drink on duty; got any
walnuts or cashews? She can't have
got far. If she's not working for
the Queen she's fair game for all
her past crimes.
PANEL 4
UNDER BAR - CLOSE UP - NIGHT TIME
SHOT: SHIRLEY CROUCHING UNDER BAR ONE HAND ON SELKAY'S LEG
LOOKING UP WITH FINGER TO LIPS.
PANEL 5
BAR - BIRDS EYE VIEW - NIGHT TIME
Shot: Looking down from ceiling. Patty on one side of bar
with bowl of nuts; Selkay facing her on other side Shirley
tail and one paw (full sable) just visible on Selkay's side.
SELKAY
You know one way of looking at it
is Ms. Goodness saved your sister's
life by stashing her away.
Otherwise...
PATTY
Assaulting a reigning monarch is a
crime! She's a wanted criminal.
Facts are facts.
PANEL 6
INN ENTRANCE MAIN HALL - MEDIUM SHOT - NIGHT
SHOT: PATTY HAS HAND ON FRONT DOOR AND IS HOLDING OUT A ROUND
CRYSTAL PENDANT. SELKAY HAS ONE HAND OUT TO TAKE IT AND A
RELIEVED SMILE ON HER FACE.
PATTY
This is a single use palantir. If
Miz Goodness sticks her slimy
ferret-face around here tap this 3
times and say "FASP" I'll be right
back.
SELKAY
What if I see her elsewhere?
PATTY
I'll be right there!
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PANEL 1
BAR - MEDIUM SHOT - NIGHT TIME
Action: Shirley is seated at the bar and Selkay is examining
the palantir now hanging around her neck.
SHIRLEY
Thanks; but why...?
SELKAY
...Got issues with authority
figures. Tell me about this 'Jewel
of Amagatto' What's it do and how
you gonna get it?
SHIRLEY
Really wanna know? You up for an
adventure?
PANEL 2
FRIGATE "INVICTUS - WAIST SHOT - MID-DAY
Action: Selkay and Shirley are standing at the rail of a
wooden sailing ship looking out at sea.
SHIRLEY
...So all you need to do is keep
lord Mikiyowl's eyes on you're
dance for 300 heart beats and then
I'll keep him busy while you leave
with the jewel. Can you do it?
SELKAY
Yes for the 30th time I can handle
my end; just don't get him so hot
he jumps my bones before you get
back!
PANEL 3
DOCKSIDE SHAG HAI - LONG SHOT - AFTERNOON (ACROSS PAGE)
SHOT: ORIENTAL SEAPORT DOCKS, WEATHERED DARK WOOD PIERS;
FADED BUT COLORFUL SHACKS AND STALLS WITH CURVED ROOF EDGES.
SIGNS IN GLYPHS;
Action: Shirley is sauntering down the docks carrying a small
case; Selkay is weighed down with 6 suitcases and boxes;
trying to keep up.
PANEL 4
DOCKSIDE SHAG HAI - CLOSE SHOT - AFTERNOON
SHOT: SHIRLEY FROM THE WAIST UP
Action: Shirley tosses her case to Selkay off panel
SHIRLEY
Heads up foxy! Catch!
PANEL 5
DOCKSIDE SHAG HAI - CLOSE SHOT - AFTERNOON
SHOT: SELKAY FROM WAIST UP
Action: Selkay catches case in teeth with a dagger embedded
in it.
(SFX) -- THUNK
SELKAY
What! Umph!
SELKAY (T.B. -- THOUGHT
BALLOON)
'That's where my head was'
PANEL 6
HOTEL ROOM - MEDIUM SHOT - SUNDOWN
SHOT: ORNATE HOTEL ROOM; BLACK LACQUER DRESSER; SILK DRAGON
MOTIF WALL HANGINGS. WIDE FUTON BED WITH FLOWERY EMBROIDERED
QUILT. TWO VERY BRIEF KIMONOS LAID OUT ON BED. ONE WITH
DRAGON PICTURE; ONE WITH BIRDS. DAGGER WITH "DRAGON TOOTH"
HANDLE AND DISCOLORED "LIGHTNING" BLADE
Action: Selkay is holding dagger pried from case by handle.
Shirley is examining the blade. Both are naked.
SHIRLEY
Somebody else either wants the
jewel or wants Mikiyowl to keep it.
Careful that's cobra venom on the
blade.
SELKAY
Now you tell me! Does this change
your plans? We still doing the
soapgirl and dancer bit?
SHIRLEY
Yes; but carefully!
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PANEL 1
BATH HOUSE - LONG SHOT - NIGHT TIME (ACROSS PAGE)
SHOT: PRIVATE 'SOAP' CLUB RICEPAPER WALLS BANZAI TREES
POLISHED WOODEN BENCHES THONG SANDALS WIDE FLOOR LEVEL
POOL/BATH STEAMY ROCK FRAMED PAPER LANTERNS OVER HEAD.
Action: Selkay and Shirley are removing very short kimonos
and looking seductively at Mikiyowl; who is waist high in
bath pointing at crotch.
MIKIYOWL
Come on girls chop-chop; who's
going clean the 'katana' and who's
the 'washcloth'?
SHIRLEY
Giggle; giggle; I clean lord's
mighty sword!
SELKAY
...and me soap up meantime and then
wash master all over; sigh!
PANEL 2
BATH HOUSE - MEDIUM SHOT - NIGHT TIME
SHOT: SIDE OF POOL WET PILLOW ON EDGE POTTED PLANTS PAPER
LANTERNS OVER HEAD.
Action: Mikiyowl is yiffing Shirley who's face down on pillow
at pools edge. Selkay is kneeling on Shirley's back in front
of him soaking wet and soapy as he tries to squeeze her tits.
SHIRLEY (T.B.)
What's that vixen been eating
lately? Ufa!
SHIRLEY
My lord you Soo big! Never have one
fill me this much.
SELKAY
Master have strong hands; you like
licky-licky too?
PANEL 3
BATH HOUSE - MEDIUM SHOT - NIGHT TIME
SHOT: FLAT SPACE NEXT TO BATH/POOL MANY EMBROIDERED CUSHIONS
PLANTS TRAY WITH SAKE AND CUPS ON LOW TABLE.
Action: Mikiyowl and Selkay are in a 69 position her on top.
He's holding her tail up out of his way. Shirley is holding
the sake bottle between her breasts to warm it up.
SHIRLEY
Does my lord know Sel KIA is
excellent dancer; knows how to
belly dance like Tookish girls. Not
on wet floor though. You like?
MIKIYOWL
You both dance well on your backs.
I'll take you up to the castle. If
you please me I'll give you much
gold. If not I'll show you my
dungeon!
PANEL 4
BATH HOUSE - HIGH ANGLE SHOT - NIGHT TIME
SHOT: EDGE OF THE BATH BAMBOO POLE STICKING OUT OF HOLE IN
RICEPAPER SCREEN.
Action: Shirley in kimono pushes Selkay half dressed into
bath and shoves Mikiyowl backwards.
0SFX -- PHYYTT!
SHIRLEY
DIVE!
SELKAY
WHA?
MIKIYOWL
Quit playing come on! HUH!
PANEL 5
(inset: feathered dart in post)
BATH HOUSE - MEDIUM SHOT - NIGHT TIME
SHOT: MIKIYOWL FULLY DRESSED SURROUNDED BY SAMURAI CATS
SHIRLEY AND SELKAY KNELLING AT HIS FEET.
MIKIYOWL
No more playing tonight. We must
find the assassin. I'll send for
you at sundown tomorrow.
SHIRLEY (T.B.)
FUCK!
SELKAY (T.B.)
That was aimed at me and on the
docks...?
PAGE 5
PANEL 1
HOTEL ROOM - BIRDS EYE VIEW - SUNRISE
SHOT: LOW FUTON BED SEEN FROM ABOVE SELKAY'S KIMONO SPREAD ON
FLOOR NEAR WINDOW.
Action: Shirley is massaging Selkay's back. Selkay is on her
belly spread eagle on the bed and Shirley is knelling on
floor next to it. Both are naked.
SELKAY
Ahh! That feels good lower... I
think someone's out to get me; not
you or Lord Puss-puss!
SHIRLEY
When I was younger; a very sick
lemur tried to rip my guts out from
the bottom. Last night I got his
scent!
SELKAY
Reardon Mysaki!
PANEL 2
OUTSIDE BATH HOUSE - MEDIUM SHOT - SUNDOWN
SHOT: WIDE ONE STORY WOODEN BUILDING MADE OF HEAVY PLANKS AND
NO NAILS. ROCK GARDEN WITH FLAGSTONE PATH.
Action: Samurai cat guards escorting the girls in their
kimonos away from bath house.
PANEL 3
MIKIYOWL'S MAIN ROOM - MEDIUM SHOT - NIGHT TIME
SHOT: MAIN MEETING ROOM OF LORD MIKIYOWL CASTLE. RAISED DAIS
WITH 2 LOW TABLES; ONE FILLED WITH FOOD AND TEA TRAYS; ONE
PILED WITH SCROLLS AND SWORDS IN BLACK LACQUER SCABBARDS.
Action - Selkay is putting on a harem outfit and Shirley is
tuning a Sitar. Mikiyowl is watching the preparations and
eating a sushi. His guards are standing around holding pikes.
SHIRLEY
We present three dances for Milord
this evening: "the flirtation" "
the willing lover" and finally "the
seven veils" the last ends with her
perched on your erect member.
MIKIYOWL
Then the last will be in my
chambers not in public!
SELKAY
By your command master!
PANELS 4 TO 6
MIKIYOWL'S BEDROOM - MEDIUM SHOT - NIGHT TIME
SHOT - 3 NARROW PANELS SHOWING SELKAY WITH PROGRESSIVELY LESS
VEIL COVERING HER
PANELS 7 TO 9
MIKIYOWL'S BEDROOM - MEDIUM SHOT - NIGHT TIME
SHOT - 3 NARROW PANELS SHOWING SELKAY WITH PROGRESSIVELY EVEN
LESS VEIL COVERING HER
PAGE 6
PANEL 1
MIKIYOWL'S BEDROOM - MEDIUM SHOT - NIGHT TIME
SHOT: EDGE OF MIKIYOWL'S TEAK WOOD BED WITH TALL CARVED
BEDPOSTS.
Action - Selkay wearing nothing but the palantir necklace is
giving Mikiyowl a very intimate lap dance. Mikiyowl has his
hands on her hips and is guiding her on him as she pulls her
self up onto his lap with her hands on the bedposts.
PANEL 2
SHOT: LONG HALLWAY RICEPAPER WALLS BONSAI TREES ENAMELED
VASES
Action - a small brown weasel is running down the hall
PANEL 3
MIKIYOWL'S TREASURE ROOM - MEDIUM SHOT - NIGHT TIME
SHOT - HEAVY WOODEN CHESTS WITH BRASS FASTENINGS OVERFLOWING
WITH JEWELRY AND COINS ORNATE GEM ENCRUSTED WEAPONS AND
PEDESTAL TOPPED BY VELVET PILLOW.
Action - Shirley is standing naked holding a large purple
faceted gemstone just above pedestal.
PANEL 4
LONG HALLWAY - PERSPECTIVE SHOT - NIGHTTIME
Action - a small brown weasel is running up the hall
(opposite panel 2)
PANEL 5
MIKIYOWL'S BEDROOM - LOW ANGLE SHOT - NIGHT TIME
SHOT - ORIENTAL CARPET IN FRONT OF BED.
Action - Selkay is sprawled on the carpet tongue hanging out
looking spent. Shirley is knelling with one hand on Selkay
and one on Mikiyowl's knee.
SHIRLEY
Mighty lord and long dance wear out
poor Sel KIA; she go home now.
Shere Lai love you long time; stay
all night; make you Soo happy!
MIKIYOWL
NO! I paid for both and I get both.
Let her rest; while you show me
your talents. I have a big surprise
for you girls at sunrise!
SELKAY
Pant! Pant!
PANEL 6
MIKIYOWL'S CASTLE TOP FLOORS OUTSIDE - WIDE SHOT - ALMOST
DAWN
SHOT - LOWER EAVES THAN ROOF LARGE SHINGLES CURVED EDGES
Action - Selkay and Shirley are edging along the outside of
the castle between Mikiyowl's bedroom window and another
window they're wearing their kimonos.
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PANEL 1
MIKIYOWL'S CASTLE TOP FLOOR HALLWAY - MEDIUM SHOT - ALMOST
DAWN
SHOT - JUST INSIDE OPEN WINDOW FACING DOWN STAIRCASE.
Action - Shirley is handing Selkay a gem and pointing down
the steps.
SHIRLEY
Take this back to the hotel and
hide it in the false bottom in our
trunk. I'll tell lord Miki you had
to get to work.
SELKAY
I'm out of here. You better not
hang here too long.
REARDON (O.S.)
Morning; ladies!
PANEL 2
MIKIYOWL'S CASTLE TOP FLOOR HALLWAY - MEDIUM SHOT - ALMOST
DAWN
SHOT - LONG HALLWAY FACING STAIRS
Action - Selkay and Shirley; naked; are being held by two
guards each and Mikiyowl and Reardon are facing them. Reardon
is pinching Selkay's nipple and looking her right in the
face.
MIKIYOWL
Mysaki San here has told me about
you two. Shirley Goodness double
agent, kidnapper and thief. Veselka
Volpone hired assassin! Reardon was
aiming at you at the baths to
protect me from your nefarious plot
to steal my mystic gem at then kill
me.
REARDON
The Lord here has agreed to help me
extradite you and your partner in
crime to Dusa to stand trial for my
dear uncle Al's murder.
PANEL 3
MIKIYOWL'S CASTLE TOP FLOOR HALLWAY - MEDIUM SHOT - ALMOST
DAWN
SHOT - LONG HALLWAY FACING STAIRS (DIFFERENT ANGLE) JUST
MIKIYOWL AND SHIRLEY BEING HELD BY THE GUARDS.
Action - Mikiyowl is squeezing Shirley tits hard.
MIKIYOWL
But not till they dance and sing to
my tune this time. Guards chain
them together in the dungeon. Hands
together behind their backs so they
can't change shape and legs apart.
Douse them in rice wine and then
have fun licking it off.
GUARDS (O.S.)
We hear and obey; MY LORD!
PANEL 4
MIKIYOWL'S CASTLE TOP FLOOR HALLWAY - MEDIUM SHOT - DAWN
SHOT - REARDON AND SELKAY; BEING HELD OFF THE GROUND BY
GUARDS
ACTION - Reardon has his hand up between Selkay's thighs and
his thumb is buried in her crotch.
REARDON
Still as hot as ever! You're
dripping. It's going to be a fun
cruise back home. Then you can go
join uncle Alcoa on one last trip.
SELKAY
Oooh! I didn't... eehk! Kill your
damn uncle already; he slipped...
OOOOOH!!
PAGE 8
PANEL 1
MIKIYOWL'S DUNGEON - LONG SHOT - DIM TORCH LIGHT
SHOT - UNDERGROUND DUNGEON MOSSY STONE BLOCK WALLS AND WET
FLOOR OXIDIZED METAL BRACKETS WITH FLICKERING TORCHES AND
CHAINS HANGING DOWN SELKAY AND SHIRLEY CHAINED HANDS TOGETHER
ABOVE THEIR HEADS LEGS SPREAD APART BY BARS
Action - the girls are sitting in puddles looking worn out
and their nipples and inner thighs look chafed. Selkay's is
still wearing the palantir on a chain and Shirley has a
locket hanging down. They're leaning on each other.
SHIRLEY AND SELKAY .
(TOGETHER)
This is another fine mess you've
gotten me into!
SHIRLEY
I'll find a way out I promise.
Mikiyowl just wants sex dolls to
play with he'd send us home when he
got bored; but that ring-tailed
bastard wants us dead you more than
me.
SELKAY
If he gets me back to Dusa death
will be a relief. He whispered just
a few of the things he intends to
do.
PANEL 2
DREAM SEQUENCE-HIGH
FLOOR MYSAKI EXPORTS -
MEDIUM SHOT - DAYTIME
SHOT - LARGE CONFERENCE ROOM WITH LOW LAVA ROCK TABLES AND
PLUSH CHAIRS A FEMALE FORM ENCASED IN BLACK RUBBER IS
SUSPENDED FROM THE CEILING.
Action - Selkay is hanging horizontal to the floor in a skin
tight rubber suit with only her mouth; nipples (both pierced
by heavy rings) and crotch exposed. She's waist high off the
floor and her legs are pulled tightly apart.
SELKAY (V.O.)
He's already had a special suit
made of rubber and lined with
little protrusions to keep rubbing
my fur the wrong way and he's going
to hang me in his office building
to be used in any way by anybody.
PANEL 3
DREAM SEQUENCE INSIDE
A VOLCANO - LONG SHOT -
RED TINGED LIGHT
SHOT - SELKAY IN REMNANTS OF RUBBER SUIT DANGLING OVER POOL
OF LAVA
Action - there's just enough of the suit left to hold the d
rings that the chains are attached to. Selkay is hanging face
down staring into a pool of molten lava.
SELKAY (V.O.)
When he's had all his 'fun' he
plans to lower me a finger length
at a time into the same pool Alcoa
fell in. It will take 10 hours till
I catch fire and the rubber will
melt into my skin for awhile before
that.
PANEL 4
INT. MIKIYOWL'S
DUNGEON - BIRDS-EYE
VIEW - TORCH LIT
SHOT - THE GIRLS CHAINED SPREAD EAGLE ON THE FLOOR SURROUNDED
BY SAMURAI CATS WITH BUCKETS OF FISH EGGS AND SUSHI MIKIYOWL
STANDS OFF TO ONE SIDE
Action - The guards are smearing salmon roe (red) on Selkay
and caviar (dark blue) on Shirley they have sushi stuck to
their breasts; wasabi (green paste) in their navels and
spring rolls in their snatches.
MIKIYOWL
You girls up for a little fun?
SHIRLEY
I'm not really up for it at the
moment your lordship.
SELKAY
I'm having a bad day sir. How about
tomorrow?
MIKIYOWL
Sorry; Mysaki San sails with the
morning tide. This is your last
meal in Toazen. Dig in boys!
PANEL 5
MIKIYOWL'S DUNGEON - CLOSE UP - TORCH LIT
SHOT - CAT LIKE HAND ON SELKAY'S CHEST TUGGING AT PALANTIR
GUARD
This was in the way las' time. She
won't need it where she's goin'.
PANEL 6
MIKIYOWL'S DUNGEON - LONG LOW PANEL - TORCH LIT
SHOT - ALONG FLOOR
Action - palantir bounces at least 3 time
SELKAY (O.S.)
FASP!
PANEL 7
MIKIYOWL'S DUNGEON - MOUSE EYE VIEW - TORCH LIT
SHOT - FAR CORNER OF DUNGEON FACING FURRS THERE.
Action - small gray-brown mouse pops into existence in corner
of room
PATTY (T.B.)
(mouse form)
EEEP! This isn't Little Vinny's
bedroom! Selkay and weasel tits.
Where am I? ...And What are those
cats doing to the vixen?
PANEL 8
OUTSIDE MIKIYOWL'S CASTLE - SCENIC VIEW - NIGHT TIME
SHOT - VIEW FROM CASTLE ON HIGH GROUND OF SHAG HAI AND DOCKS
Action - Patty is standing outside (dressed in green ranger
outfit in anthro form getting her bearings
PATTY (T.B.)
I'm half way 'round the world! In
Toazen from the look of it. Whoever
those cats are they're holding a
citizen of Midgardon and a felon
wanted by our courts. Where's our
embassy?
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